Wisconsin Otter Slop

The act of masturbating utilizing melted Otter Pops as lubrication.

When we saw the stains Tyler's bed, it became clear that he had been Wisconsin Otter Slopping all afternoon.

by Gnarly Hands April 26, 2011

wetter than an otter's pocket

what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson

you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay

by thomas gibson whore November 13, 2020

ostensible layer

an unfortunate and rather concrete layer of reality created as a coincidental byproduct of ambiguity in communication through an inadequately defined, poorly understood, and intentionally abused sub/urban vernacular.

on the ostensible layer, me & that ho are not together; however we still live together, have sex, and are engaged to be married next june.

by ms. communication October 17, 2008

otter

A skiny, hairy gay man.

Because I am a skinny, hairy gay man, I refer to myself as an otter.

I am an otter.

by Amy Noo July 28, 2006

Otter Pop

A frozen popsicle treat that comes in a long plastic tube. It's like one of those push-pops only better, because it's the dessert of choice for otters worldwide. Like crack on a summer day, only it's legal. Don't forget to drink the juices after you're done!
Some women in Alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they're used to frozen Eskimo cawk and they crave it at inopportune times.
Description of taste: Sex and Candy

Little Timmy: "Watching Sally suck on that otter pop is making my pants heavier and I like it."

Bill Cosby: "WAH-HUH-DUB-DEEDLE-DIP-DOO, say, why don't they make otter pops in puddin' flava?"

by Aviator518 March 30, 2009

otter thumper

girls who have sexual intercourse with multiple boys who play on the otters hockey team. these girls normally attend every game and think their "the shit". and god forbid you text any of the guys they've slept with.... (which is on average, more than half of the team).

girl1: oh my god. emily is such an otter thumper.. she slept with half the team already!
girl2: what an otter thumper!

by puckbunnyx November 18, 2009

otters breath

The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.

Because you bought the box, I'll take one for the team and I'll take the otters breath.

by d-bomba March 20, 2010