TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION

Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!

Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.

by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009

triple option

the act or willingness to have vaginal, anal and oral sex

I ran the "triple option" on Heather last night!

My girlfriend runs the "triple option".

by damdug January 2, 2010

optic scump

A badass redhead who is gOd at cod and knows how to treat a girl in bed

40 and o in cod I'm the optic scump

by I'm the goat February 4, 2014

Optorectomy

This is a surgical procedure to remove the nerve that runs between the eyeball and the asshole, with a desired result of improving the shitty outlook of the patient

Jane was a real "Debby Downer" until she had an Optorectomy last week and now she's a regular Pollyanna.

by sadie wordatopia March 8, 2010

All over the option

When you have visited various locations/shops in succession.

I have been all over the option today looking for an outfit for Christmas Day.

by SpagBowl December 18, 2018

optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.

I'd have sex with Optimus Prime

by SexyLexie September 25, 2007

Optimistic Pessimism

Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.

Optimistic pessimism is a great way to live your life, because you can't lose.

People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.

by I hate optimists April 25, 2010