getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Friends once removed

When you used to be friends with someone, then you stopped being friends, but eventually became friends again.

Three months after the break up, I decided I wanted to be friends once removed with Ted.

by pimpeasy November 19, 2009

16 ounce curl

Refers to drinking beer. Especially multiple beers (16 oz. cans).
instead of a healthy workout.

The workout of champions going for
an alcoholic sedentary lifestyle.

Raising your beer for a sip.

"Yup!, While you went to the gym, I stayed at home, did a bunch of 16 ounce curls, and got me a good buzz goin'"

by Kevin Cockroft June 12, 2006

Onceler Wagon

A big-assed, piece-of-shit, gas-guzzling SUV that should not be allowed to drive on the road.

"Look at that big, ugly Onceler Wagon! Let's egg it!"
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg

by wonanee July 3, 2008

dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007

once-a-weeker

Somebody who is very inexperienced at a sport. When somebody who plays a sport 24-7 and messes up, can be called a once-a-weeker meaning a scrub.

Tennis player-'Hits shot in the net'
Coach-'Dont miss that shot. Your such a once-a-weeker.'

by laxplaya256 May 29, 2010

Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012