An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.
Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.
by MTS73 March 10, 2008
A person who uses methamphetamines but usually has no money to buy their drugs, so they constantly hang out for no apparent reason just to do your drugs for FREE!!
Here comes the “yard bird”...... quick, hide your shit or he’ll circle you until he smokes all yours then mine too....!!!
by KeepinITReal62 March 27, 2021
Dog poop that is laying around in an open area, especially a yard or field, that has not been picked up and disposed of properly.
" I need to clean up my back yard. There are petrified yard bars like a mine field there. I stubbed my toe on one through my shoe!"
by Ebuc Nepo II October 10, 2019
that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.
by Smithmada February 20, 2008
Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.
by Mutants June 24, 2011
A light beer that is usually drank while performing outdoor home improving or upkeep such as mowing the lawn, cleaning the gutters, weeding, picking vegetables, painting, driveway sealing etc, then empties are thrown anywhere in the yard and picked up at the end of the day.... Yard beer!
by BioEStrods November 30, 2013