olden days

Previous times or past eras. Refers to how things used to be. Doesn't have to be a long time ago.

I'm always telling my kids about how things were different in the olden days, like 2000 years ago.

With everything that's changed around here, two years ago seems like the olden days.

by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

Older Matt

A skilled and powerful wizard.

Older Matt just owned Baby Matt.

by Awesome-nest March 30, 2010

Olders

A group of people that are older than you which you have a level of respect towards.

"Man seen the olders from them sides doing up madness"

by Waves Official May 3, 2018

older sister theory

the theory that states that all older sisters are hot no matter what

if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot

the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male

if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie

guy1-i bet your sister is hot
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts

by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010

oldermenitis

An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.

Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.

Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Hugh Laurie, and Alan Rickman have all given me oldermenitis.

by kneazley August 7, 2008

olden daze

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program

elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze

by muffmirkin January 6, 2020

oldest sister

That bad bitch with the best humor. You’re happy when she bakes something, but when she’s gonna cook dinner you better run. The one day she’s your best friend or like a mum, the next day she can be the devil his own person.

Person A- Wait, is that aggressive girl the same as who gave you food last week??
Person B- Yes, that’s my oldest sister

by a little lad November 23, 2021