oh my god i'm totally bi

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019

oh my god Becky

some thing drake made up

"oh my god Becky look at her but touchy"

by haith March 31, 2014

Oh my god who the hell cares

Used by Peter Griffin. A girl talks about her Malibu Stacy doll, according to Peter, but nobody cares about it.

I will be using: OMG instead of Oh my god in Oh my god who the hell cares, because of the way he said: Oh my god. It was like a teenage girl would on sweet sixteen or on the on the internet. Just imagine it.

"This is my Malibu Stacy doll, she comes with a comb and an extra dress !"a young girl exclaimed happily

To which peter replies, "OMG Who the hell cares ?"

by TakaD August 16, 2011

oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 09, 2010

oh my god my butt hole

When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt

Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up

by the funny one April 04, 2020

OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!!

Something you say when there is a BIG FAT COCK in the vicinity.

*A BIG FAT COCK! is nearby*
Person: OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!!

by SlaveOwner69420 November 09, 2020

oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006