puffed me off

Getting a Blow Job. Also known as being puffed or sucked off

I met a native girl on a bc ferry once and she puffed me off below deck

by Urban.IT December 13, 2021

Rub me off

What stupid people stay instead of saying he rub me the wrong way.

Bob: Man that guy was weird. He rub me off the wrong way.
Joe: Hahahahaha
Bob: huh?

by nonyafckingbusiness June 28, 2011

Fucking me off

When something/someone is irritating you beyond explainable levels. Usually said by South Africans.

"This goddamn stats homework is fucking me off!"

by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015

jarateed me off

An internet slang term for "pissed me off."

Finds its origins in the video game "Team Fortress 2" where the sniper character class has a secondary weapon called "jarate" which is a mason jar full of (presumably his own) urine. When he throws it, he says "jaaarate!" and if he scores a hit, gains attack bonuses against the unfortunate target.

"Did you see how that woman just cut me off? That really jarateed me off!"

by kjolnir October 6, 2011

Sloth me off

Cock sucking for the lazy when both participants are really way too tired to actually engage in any physical act but the female will always do her best to please her man

Adjective (Sloth as in lazy sleepy mammal)

Krystle Sloth me off as I can't be bothered to do anything to you!!
Steve of course I'll slothyouoff now come ere you!!!

by Mr Slothmeoff October 6, 2011

pulled me off

To masturbate a male until he ejaculates. Can be said of oneself or another male.

My girlfriend pulled me off last night.

by DarthTroop3r July 10, 2022

Duke Me Off

When some one just jerks you around, or is a bitch.

Chase why does John always have to Duke Me Off.

by p0kem0n13 May 21, 2011