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Oak Harbor 

Oak Harbor is not the most boring place on earth. The little town of Coupeville, wich is Oak Towns neighbor. Im sure that anyone who has spent more than 15 minutes in Coupeville would be able to relate with me.
Oak Harbor is the secound most boring place on earth. So boring infact, that people have to find things to do, like drive around in fast rice burners, and spray paint on the public highschool. To fully enjoy Oak Harbor, try these things.
1. Stand outside the nearest Mexican restruant, and scream, "viva Mexico!"
2. Buy a cheap Honda, put on a flowmaster, super charge it, and race down Boon Road, against the farmers in their tractors.
3. Go out to city beach at midnight, and bang on light poles untill you get arrested.
4. Sign up for a certain english teacher in the highschool, and prepare for a year of trouble.
5. Jump in the lagoon.
6. have coffee at Angelo's.
7. Go to walmart, buy goldfish, then put them on the DQ grill.
Tyler: Dude, lets go hang out in Oak Harbor.
Seth: My mom said no, because ill probably either get run over by one of the vandersnoots, or arrested, because the cops have nothing better to do than arrest little boys.
Tyler: Lets go to coupeville then.
Seth: No.
Oak Harbor by Seth d. Miller July 2, 2008
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oak hill high school 

A school where kids are higher than their grades and the teachers are worthless crusty ass how's who can't even teach. A place where kids don't grow up and can be immature little assholes. If u need drugs then go to oak Hill
Oak hill high school is a crappy school where kids don't learn.

Oak Park 

I go to the original House of Pancakes, the original Pete's Red Hot's and I ride the "L". The Huskies are a stellar baseball team, not a breed of dogs developed in Siberia for pulling sleds. I like my pizza in staduim form from DiNiccos. I know way its called "the Peoples Republic of Oak Park". I know the Pavillion is a drinking spot not a music venue downtown. 62,000 PEOPLE TALK JUST LIKE ME. PBR is a drink, not a drug. I drive on Ridgeland Avenue, shop in Oak Brook, and drink POP. I live in the first town outside the westside of Chicago. I am from OAK PARK and damn proud of it
Oak Park by stealing from steve December 4, 2004

Oak ridge school 

This is a school in sandwich Massachusetts. They scream at kids to shut the fuck up. Kids are rich a ass holes. They teach kids dumb kindness that none of the kids care about. The kids don't even like kindness. They also teach you things that you learned when you were 6 years old. But the kids like all their peers. The food there is also very shity. They feed the kids poison every day in the cafeteria. It is also very dirty too. The school seems very poor when they waste money on dumb ass things. They also treats all the kids like babies. They baby every one in every thing.
" Have you heard about the oak ridge school? It almost got caught I a fire" person one
"I hope it did "person 2
Oak ridge school by RichKidsAreSnobs December 18, 2018

oak hill middle school 

A middle school where the students are high and the teachers are higher. Theres a new slut around every corner and vaping is basically a religion. To sum it all up it’s real burning cum dumpster.
Oak hill middle school is a real shithole of a school. I heard if you smoke enough pot the blowjob fairy comes to give you head.

Oak Cliff 

Normally pronounced O’CLIFF or Da Cliff or even O.C.T. Or if your are from the southern region “The Bottom”
The only place where you white and Asian dissent children can call you their n*gg@. Normally due to them being one of few to live in Oakcliff for an extended period of time. Oakcliff is also know for having extremely talent athletes and great mom and pop restaurants.
White boy chris: what’s up my n!gg@
St. Louis Tj: yoooo Fat mike you gon let him call you that?
Fat Mike from Oakcliff: yeah he cool he from South OAK CLIFF too he was the only white boy in the year book for 12 year cuhh.

Franklin : yo Texas plays O.U in the cotton bowl after I leave the fair when can I go?
Fat Pat: Stay the Hell away from Oakcliff it ain’t safe for you too be alone after 7pm
Oak Cliff by Galehart Popwell February 14, 2021