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Sweaty Nutsack

A fine example of a superior forummer

Often regarded as the greatest forummer to grace teh internetz and master vBookie

The founding father of Preggers or Cheggers
Oh man did you see the lulz Sweaty Nutsack posted today, his vBookie threads are ACE
by Mr Nutsack May 26, 2009
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zeus’ nutsack

Tazing the guys nutsack while he goes balls deep
“Yo, Jeremy did the ZeusNutsack and he can’t have kids now!”
by Wassupitsyaboiskinnypenis November 10, 2018
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itchy nutsack syndrome

when your balls itchy ass hell to the point that ur getting down syndrome
man1: my balls itchy af
man2:oh no
man3: RUN HE GOT ITCHY NUTSACK SYNDROME
man1: WAIT I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME NOW??
by mexicanfoxnigga February 18, 2021
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Aggressive nutsack sniffing

The most kinky thing one man can do. Aggressively sniffing nutsacks requires skills and technique and proper form. You have to keep the ball hair from going up your nose but still be able to blow around that hairy sack with the sheer force of your breath. Try not to sniff too much cheese all at once. And like DJ Khaled once said, “Life, is Roblox”.
Aggressive nutsack sniffing is my favorite activity to do on your grandma.
by IrishArbybedwetter@Jschlatt.Co September 13, 2023
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stuff it in your nutsack

Similar to "up yours," this derogatory retort can be used to effectively end any argument.
Person A: "I think your mixtape sucks."
Person B: "Oh yeah? Well, you can stuff it in your nutsack."
Person A: "Snap."
by Ghan & Lisa December 27, 2008
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nautical nutsack

A seaworthy nutsack.

A nutsack of nautical proportions
Jim: did you see bill?. Dave: yeah he's a great captain, he must have one hell of a nautical nutsack
by billy togadero January 11, 2009
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alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them
Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf
by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015
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