Nude Erection

Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.

This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.

"I have a nude erection for America!"

"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks

"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."

by lemonlimeskull April 21, 2010

Never nude

Never can be naked thus wears denim cut offs at all times.

Tobias is wearing his cut offs in the shower because he is a never nude.

by SaV January 8, 2005

expired nudes

Nudes that are therefor out of date

Even though she was 15 , those expired nudes are amazing!

by Bob man meyers March 1, 2017

Send Nudes

Send Nudes, another way of saying that you are going to send noodles to someone.

Oooh, I’m hungry, can you send nudes to me?

by FAT CHICKEN NIGGA August 14, 2020

do the nude

Take off your clothes and get naked. The essential act required for a nudie party, skinny dipping, hangin it, jumping in the gang shower and being a nudie.

Jason: "Every time I go to my girlfriend's house, we just do the nude and fuck."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

Nude Day

September 24 is the day when you send nudes to your loving boyfriend and he might send you some back ;).

Its Nude Day you gon' send me nudes?

by 2qa43ws5edyrftvugybhunjkml, September 23, 2019

newbie nudes

Cool ass website where people can post naked pics of them selves.

My skanky neighbor posted her pic on newbie nudes.

by Johanna S. May 2, 2006