Noots

Friggen amazing Sum 41 song. In fact, the greatest song ever

No apologies, I never thought you'd be so easily decieved, now I'll just hang my head, falling further out of place, while I walk with the dead, with all the lies I can't erase, I'll just hang my head... -Noots, Sum 41

by Nurmi August 30, 2005

clit notes

The juicy and very descriptive passages of miscellaneous porn novels.

"My Mom wouldn't let me read "Lady Chatterley's Lover" so I borrowed the clit notes from a friend.

by sanduski May 17, 2009

Noots

Asking for Noots is the backup plan when asking for Noodz. If the girl says "wtf no" you can claim it auto corrected "Noots" to "Noods" and you can say you wanted her Noot Noots.

Guy: Noods please
Girl: WTF NO
Guy: soz Noots*
Girl: NOOT NOO T

by DefsNotBen March 14, 2015

crib notes

Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.

The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.

by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005

Nottafurry

Simply, a furry who insists they aren't. Nottafurries will, for example: draw furry porn, write furry porn, commission furry artists to draw porn of them, have fursonas, draw art of themselves as their fursonas, go to furry cons, have extensive pages on furry websites, and have friends who are all furries. Yet they will get into endless, screaming debates with you if you call them a furry.

"After that rant he threw, I checked PrinceWolfSword's userpage. Fifty submissions; all Starfox porn. Total nottafurry."

by AlexReynard April 6, 2008

notsee

A special condition in some people where blindness causes them to be racist.

Paul: You can't say that.
Hans: I do *notsee* what you mean.

by Oto_ November 8, 2021

notti osama

notti osama is one of the best n finest late rappers in the game, so go check out notti osama, sugarhill ddot and dd osama

girl 1: who u think the finest sugarhill rapper?
girl 2: def notti osama
girl 3: nah its def dd osama

by fuckflocka September 16, 2022