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God, is the best in everything very handsome ,very clever ,no one is as good as him, very rich ,
Nikodem is the best
by Nikodem March 30, 2018
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Niko

"Niko" To be loved by a man in an unforgettable, unsurvivable way.

A Niko isn't just a man, he is a mystery. His scent is mesmerizing, maybe like wind on a raining storming night but hard to define, which makes it even more captivating. Niko holds your face in his hands looking so deeply into your eyes that it goes to your soul. He does this while he makes love to you, making you feel like you are the most precious beautiful creature he has ever touched. He can fuck you for hours like a reckless caveman too. His naked body is perfect, beautiful, sexy and works every time. He has boundless imagination and energy in the bedroom. Niko will never be unfaithful to you. If a sexy woman is talking to him, He'll pull you close and introduce you as his girlfriend. Anytime you are with Niko is a sweet time, watching TV, cooking together or having sex, It's all magical--all of it. A Niko hides pretty foiled covered chocolates in your coat pockets in the winter. You find them in the most unexpected times, each time it stops you cold and makes your heart almost hurt, it's so damn sweet. He sends cookies in the mail for your sick dog. Niko makes his woman feel more beautiful than she really is, because he sees her that way. When you make love with Niko you fall into a heavenly state that you'll never see again with anyone else. He is a great love, a big love, a giant unforgettable, soul melting, irreplaceable love. If you lose your Niko, he will haunt your days and nights.
He "Nikoed" her. She had the time of her life.

"Oh mom!!! He's such a Niko!!!!!"
by ellennelly November 13, 2011
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Nikolai

Nikolai usually a sweet but shy guy that nobody looks for a relationship with despite how amazing he is.
Damn,that Nikolai is cute.
by Ethan gold September 2, 2018
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Nikodem

An act of someone taking an object from someone else.
I will nikodem his pencil in a sec
by Arguing_Pebble December 19, 2021
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Nikocado Avocado

A round fatass who uploads videos on youtube of him eating 1 million metric tons of junk food. Acts like a 3 year old. Doesn't talk like a normal person and neither acts like one. Has a toxic relationship with his boyfriend. Gets more fat by the day. Strait up embarrasses himself and basically screwing himself over for fame and money. He used to be vegan and a professional violinist but stopped 5 years and and slowly starting to turn into the fatass he is today.
Alex: Have you ever heard of that youtuber Nikocado Avocado
Daniel: Who that fat man child that eats a shit ton of junk food
Alex: Yup
by Funny Definition Writer June 14, 2022
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Nikolai

Nikolai is batman, simply explained.
WOAH LOOK ITS NIKOLAI IN THE BATMOBILE.
by anonymous October 9, 2022
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Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.
I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.
by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022
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