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netel

A Netel is a woman. Usually small in stature and with origins in the New York region. Netels eat large amounts of ice cream and chocolate. They have strong New York accents and enjoy bashing on Idahoans. Netels are party animals. They like to have fun. They can usually be found at most parties with a large group of friends. Netels tend to talk a lot and enjoy being loud. They are also known for being incredibly attractive. One of the best features of a Netel happens to be the eyebrows. They are some of the most impressive creatures on the planet.
I wish that I could one day have a daughter as cool as a NETEL.
by Netel May 31, 2017
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Netflix and children

by sweatpantsandfries January 2, 2016
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netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.
Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.
by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015
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Netflix O'clock

The prime-time television watching hours when so much local bandwidth is consumed by your neighbors streaming Netflix content that the internet slows to a crawl. Roughly 8PM to 11PM.
Last night during Netflix O'clock my download speed averaged 2MBPS!
by Treborch August 31, 2014
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Netflix & Hang

The act of watching Netflix with your friends, your crush, your bae, etc. Unlike its counterpart, Netflix & Chill, Netflix & Hang does not entail sexual activities.
"I'm not in the mood for sex, let's just Netflix & Hang."
by Kewig95 June 13, 2016
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Netflix, Hot Cocoa, and Chill

It means that you're married, watch movies, and pass out with little to no sexual activities.
Baby, do you want to Netflix, Hot Cocoa, and Chill, but really fall asleep shortly into the film because we've had a long week at work.
by Beautiful Scene January 14, 2017
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