spunk muzzle

a facial cumshot which covers mostly the mouth.

Gee I'd sure like to give Sally a spunk muzzle.

by Captain_Larry_2008 October 28, 2008

flesh muzzle

The insertion of one's penis into another's mouth to shut them the fuck up.

If she doesn't shut the fuck up I'm about to give her a flesh muzzle.

by donkey13 March 1, 2015

harsh muzzle

Anyone who is trying to contain your enthusiasm or keep you from speaking your mind.

Dude I hate to hang with you since you're always trying to put the harsh muzzle on everyone.

by Barbie Cakes November 27, 2017

Anti-muzzler

A person who does not believe that wearing a face mask or face covering is necessary to protect oneself from respiratory viruses like COVID-19.

Man: ‘wear your mask, dude.’
Friend: ‘what? I don’t need it as it does nothing. I just need to keep my distance. Masks do nothing.’
Man: ‘That makes you an anti-muzzler’

by Betainvestor September 24, 2020

Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020

muzzle monkey

British army slang for American forces personel on active duty in Iraq.

YouTube is full of muzzle monkey phone videos, they got more bandwidth than bullets.

by Henry Balfour August 25, 2008

T-Muzzle

1. To drink large amounts of alcohol, usually consisting of 20 or more shots, then get obnoxiously loud, yelling and laughing drunkenly to the point of needing a muzzle.
Tara's Drunken alter-ego.

2. To wake up with sharpie drawings/ words all over your body, wondering what happened last night.

1. I couldn't believe Tara drank 21 shots that night, she drank herself to the point of becoming T-Muzzle.

2. After T-Muzzle passed out, she woke up the next morning with a penis drawn on her foot and drunk words written on her forehead and stomach.

by Ryan72 March 15, 2007