muttonfuck

A man that has sex with sheep.

That dude fucking my sheep was a real muttonfuck.

by gcate June 5, 2019

mutated milk

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve

scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

mutton button

A large, meaty nipple.

"That dude has sone real mutton buttons."

by Professor Dinglejingler March 14, 2014

muttonchops

Thick, long, and unsightly sideburns that emit a mystique of uncleanliness

Brian Glover has muttonchops

by supplecheeks May 21, 2007

Mutton Dressed as Lamb

When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.

"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."

by ICT-TARA January 7, 2011

Mutton Buster

A younger man who enjoys the company of older women. Sp. Someone who has had success in his sexual advances towards older women. Similar to a Cougar Hunter or Cougar Hawk.

Q: What are you up to tonight?
A: I think I'll get down the boozer and try out my new Mutton Bustin' trousers
Q: You are such a mutton buster

by Crazy Monkey 64 June 23, 2009

mutton

Female genitalia

She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.

by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010