MUSHY BISQUIT

Mushy bisquit is a game associated with bukkake, where multiple men start jerkin their meat at the same time over a fresh bisquit. Each member tries to blow their load as quick as they can onto the bisquit. The last person to spit white rain on the bisquit has to eat the (now) mushy bisquit.
I walked in on my gay roommate, Derek, playing mushy bisquit with his fag friends. Homo.
by Sectumsempra*** August 20, 2010
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Mushy Monster

When you massage your index finger counter-clockwise on a puckered sphincter.
"Is that dirt under your fingernails?"
No, I had an encounter with a mushy monster last night.
by Angerson / Smush July 06, 2010
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Mushy-Poops

The epitome of disgustingly saccharine-sweet cutesy names lovers give to one another as a pet name and term of endearment.

1. A name given to the partner of a relationship by the other partner specifically to drive them nuts because there is nothing cornier to call them and they intend to annoy the person.

Partner 1: "Oh Mushy-Poops, I wuves you!"
Partner 2: "Good Lord, please stop before my brain implodes."

2. A term of endearment universally offensive to everyone but the sick people sincerely using it towards each other.

Construction worker 1: (Into cellphone) Okay, I love you too. No you're my Mushy-Poops. No you're MY Mushy-Poops.
Construction workers nearby: (Grab jackhammers and noisy tools and attempt to drown out awfulness).

3. A term used by a couple which does not regularly use pet names, as a source of comic relief, because they're bored and a little bit crazy.

Elizabeth: I just... love you so much!
OJ: Awwww, Mushy-Poops!
Elizabeth: What did you just call me?? MUSHY-POOPS?! Bwahahahahahah!!!
OJ: Hahahaha!
by Wackatron July 18, 2008
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smooshy-mushy

The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours; I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
by Crotchfire February 07, 2005
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wright mushies

man those wright mushies fucked me up for 18 hours ... it was great
by davidwating October 06, 2003
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Magic Mushies

A term for magic mushrooms commonly used up north
Ay la, pass me them Magic Mushies
by Pussydoma July 26, 2016
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mushy grape

the act where a guy shits on his balls then slaps somone in the face with them
jake- hey you want a mushy grape
shay-o yeah give it to me on my nine incher
by nineincher October 11, 2010
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