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mampy

some who is big and fat.
check that nex gal, she a mampy butters
by Alfie Elkins August 23, 2005
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mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.
mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers
by hawk March 26, 2005
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mumsy

another way of saying mummy.
can be more affectionate or used when the child wants something, usually money.

Or a way to describe something your mother would say or do.
mumsy?? can i please, please borrow 20 quid....ill pay you back!

Gawd, im totally knackerood....oh dear that was a rather mumsy thing to say.
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mummy teeth

A gingival/dental condition in which the amount of gum covering the tooth is equal to or greater than half of said tooth.
by Sarah Mich April 21, 2008
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Mummy Wrap

When one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. At this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.
Rachel:Yesterday was awful. I had to shit so bad while I was waiting in Penn Station. I barely made it home without having an accident.
Skeff: Yea, last time that happened to me I had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till I felt less grossed out.
by Sparklek1drules July 28, 2010
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Mummy Mask

Similar to a Zombie Mask, the Mummy Mask is completed by giving a female a temporarily blinding facial. Once said female has been blinded, she will get up and stumbled around the room with her arms raised searching and moaning for a towel.

The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.
Bro, did I see a mummy coming out of your room last night?

No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* March 2, 2011
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Mumps

A very inconvenient disease.
Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"
by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009
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