mummy's fist 

To have ones large penis strapped or bandaged with a splint after suffering an injury of Bill Clinton proportions.

"The operation went OK but afterwards it was like staring at a mummy's fist".

mummy's fist by Giles Bradley April 24, 2005

Mummy Boy 

Mummy Boy - A man that is wrapped up by his girl. His girlfriend is controling or to involved with him. He seems to be dead or captured by the relationship. He may not be his true self because of his girlfriend.

Karen has a Mummy Boy, she can never let him have fun.

I feel bad for Joe he's a Mummy Boy now.

Mummy Boy by The SW October 10, 2018

mummy bags 

A general term for a womans breasts, by goodness look at those mummy bags. i bet she doesn't know i was staring at her mummy bags

dear Natalie the other day i couldn't help but look at your mummy bags, i went into the bank and saw her mummy bags, those bag certainly could feed a whole army

mummy bags by Jed Clampet February 8, 2008

mummy peaker 

an amazing, funny and exceptionally brilliant women someone that everyone can get along with and people want to be around

mummy peakers everyday lifestyle lookind after baby peaker

mummy peaker by katy hill April 29, 2010

Mummy Poop 

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

Mummy Poop by Honeydog November 4, 2014

mummy fisting 

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

mummy fisting by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

Mummy Cock by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017