Mulletard

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.

by Joe January 1, 2004

Mullet

The ideal haircut for a man/woman who is short on change...

Joe walks into the barbershop:

Joe: "How much for a full haircut?"

Barber: "$15 dollars for the whole head..."

Joe: "Well I only have $10, start at the front and give me my moneys worth..."

Result: Mullet

by Fangular May 7, 2005

Mulletology

The study and classification of mullets in the wild

Since you still have a mullet, you must be a professor of mulletology.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

mulletabulous

Ghetto fabulous, for trailer park hicks. Describing those who excell in the art of sexy mullets, overalls, farmers tans, rubber boots, and beer.

Billy's sure lookin' mulletabulous, aint he?

by Sarah and Jennifer June 1, 2005

mulletastic

An adjective used for one who enforces his mullet with extreme righteousness. In Dog we trust.

Dog the bounty hunter unleashed his fury of bear mace upon the unsuspecting crack heads with mulletastic resolve.

by Bill Barron October 18, 2007

Mullets

Nickname for the Miami Dolphins when they aren't playing well.

Bill: "You watching the Dolphins game on Sunday?"

Frank: "I don't know Bill, after losing that last game I'm about ready to give up on the Mullets. I'm just looking forward to the draft..."

by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015

spanish mullet

The Spanish mullet is a hair style that originated in Spain (obviously). It combines dreadlocks with the common mullet (short hair on the front, top and sides, long at the back) Often confused with the shitty mullet. It is currently a trendy hair style in Australia, that will soon become popular world wide.

"wow bro, that guy has a shitty mullet!"
"that's not a shitty mullet bro, its a Spanish mullet"
"what a trendy cunt, dreadlocks are so in right now... and so is the mullet"

by The Big "V" June 29, 2013