Muffin™

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH

My choc-chip banana Muffin™

by toastedtoast February 11, 2019

Muffocate

When you get suffocated by muff!

Old John got muffocated, what a way to go!

by Muffocated February 8, 2021

Muffinsexual

Muffinsexual means that you are takota

Takota:im actually not straight...
Takota: im muffinsexual

by Bigg8e cheese April 30, 2021

Muffication

When my girlfriend sets on my face so long I m gasping for air but its a great thing

I really enjoy a Muffication

by Lezbyfriends August 16, 2021

Muffinhajen

Muffinhajen, a sexy motherfucker who is very sexy and very motherfucker!
He is responsible for sex.
CEO of samlag.

Net Worth: ∞peng

Hej muffin Heeeeiiii.
Hej mackan hej.
-Muffinhajen

by MuhamedRajab May 6, 2022

muffinstuffin

Muffinstuffin is the act where a female sneaks her panties off and while thee unsuspecting male or female is talking away the muffinstuffer takes her opportunity to pounce upon her prey stuffing her vagina in her unsuspecting preys mouth thus stufffin her muffin.

Did you see that muffinstffin that Rachael did to myke.He clearly diddent see that muffinstuffin coming,she stuffed her muffin clean down his throat!

by Joey koma August 28, 2022

MUFFINHEAD

BBH SAYS TO SKEPPY NEARLY EVERY TIME HE GETS MAD AT HIM

SKEPPY: greifs sever

BBH: STOPPPPP IT YOOOOUUUU MUFFINHEAD

by BBH AND SKEPPY LOVER July 8, 2022