Mullered

To be hit in the face or body with semen with the consitency of müller rice yoghurt.

Caney: Thanks for that Múller Rice brand yoghurt that you sprayed onto my face Rippee, it tasted... where are your pants?

Rippeee: A better question would be "Why did you just splatter my face with baby gravy" and the answer would be "why not"

Caney: Gah, i have been Mullered

by This is Not Roach August 7, 2008

Muller riced

This is when you have eaten so much that you are well and truely stuffed and cannot eat anymore

"Do you want some trifle?"
"No ta, I'm muller riced"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

mullered

To be stitched up (tricked, set up). (original meaning circa 1960-1990)
From the range of Muller Saddle stitching machines found in nearly every print company, used to secure paper to make booklets.
In recent years it has come to mean drunk or rekt

That bloke absolutely mullered me last week when he new i was desperate for those wheels. He nearly doubled his price, the geezer.

by stan francisco August 17, 2018

blake muller

Direct Quote by the man himself, "pain", he is the twig bloke of the group but he will always carry the sexiest mullet.

Look at that guy over there he looks exactly like a Blake Muller

by BIG4420MAN July 22, 2020

mullered

relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development and permenant state of being.

Matthew could not answer the question correctly because his mind was mullered.

by Salim Youssafedazh May 17, 2005

mullered

Not sure what "drungs" are - obviously part of unknown's own perculiar vernacular. Hmmm ... rather than speak for a whole country perhaps 'unknown' would do better to realise his / her own parochialism instead of reinforcing it with overly general statements? The meaning of a word depends where you're from and who you are with - "Mullered" can indeed mean intoxication due to drugs within the UK, as it can mean intoxication due to alcohol. If 'unknown' had met anyone outside of his ward he / she would no doubt be aware of that.

I got mullered on an assortment of intoxicating things.

by Unknown's Nemesis August 21, 2003

Mullered.

a friend of ours in a big group of friends kept kicking our asses in pool all the time. His name was Rob Muller. So, when you miss a shot in pool, and you think you should of made it, and everyone in the group playing the game agrees, you say "ive been Mullered."..... therefore, robbed of your decent shot... Also, if you loose any kind of competition, in general, you can also say you were mullered. Basically, replacing the word "robbed" with the word mullered. Our friends name was Rob Muller.

Man, I cant believe i missed that pool shot, I was mullered.

Or.. Damn, the Rex Sox beat the Cubs, they were mullered.

by Daniel Rydzewski November 4, 2004