masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

Masturbathing

Masturbating while taking a shower or bath.

Jimmy takes such long showers because he is always masturbathing in there.

by Joewants69 January 30, 2012

Musturbating

A term coined by American Psychologist Albert Ellis explaining that if you look at the things that anger, upset or frustrate you, 99 % of the time, you have a MUST, OUGHT or SHOULD in your thoughts.

Parents:
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...

Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.

Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.

by Black hearted emo February 14, 2020

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 10, 2023

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014

Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.

Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !

by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023