meshiuma

Meshiuma (メシウマ） is a Japanese slang word originating from 2channel, which is a shortened version of 他人の不幸でメシがうまい (tanin no fukou de meshi ga umai), whose meaning is "Other people's misfortunes make the food tasty", which is a metaphor for "getting aroused from the misfortunes of others", thus it's the Japanese word for "schadenfreude".

交通事故やのに何でコイツ笑ってんの？メシウマか？
KOUTSUU JIKO YANONI NANDE KOITSU WARATTEN NO? MESHIUMA KA?
Even though it's a traffic accident, why is he laughing? Is he shadenfreude?

by Amagami March 31, 2016

meshitsalot

A knight in shining armor

We saw lord meshitsalot riding his horse at full gallop on the way to the public bathrooms. Sir Meshitsalot is famous for frequenting these bathrooms.

by Bad C dev July 26, 2021

Cunty McShitballs

A name you call someone when they're a complete imbecile that says or does the stupidest things.

You're a fucking idiot for doing that shit, Cunty McShitballs!

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

My/Mochi Ice Cream

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.

Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!

by always sl3epin April 7, 2021

mashimaro

Korean manhwa character with a Japanese name.

Wanted: Mashimaro
Stature: To be short.
Weight: To be weighty.

by Sueji May 28, 2004

McShits

When you have diarrhea after you eat fast food, mostly from McDonalds.

Boy, did I have the McShits last night.

by piercemandawg May 30, 2007

Mochi

A term originally defined as a Japanese rice cake, the term has since been used to refer to someone who is cute and soft, like the rice cake.

Ex: Baekhyun is our precious mochi!
I love his mochi cheeks!
He's going to kill me with his mochi-ness!

by Hecksogone October 3, 2017