Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.

Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...

Moses Fart by Filiosp April 14, 2020

Moses twist 

This that victory dance when you are alone and no one's looking.
You can do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, that's the Moses twist.

After calling some hussies and lining up a root for the night I busted the Moses twist, got dressed, and went out 2 hit that shit.

Moses twist by Munga_146 December 2, 2010

Moses Malone 

The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.

She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.

Moses Malone by Moses Malone 2 March 26, 2017

Moses Check 

A quick check around for any person or persons of a racial minority before making a racist joke.

Guy1:"OMG I heard an awesome joke, right. 2 black guys walked into a bar and"
Guy2:"Wait man, Moses check first."
Guy1:"Oh shit yeah, better had."

Moses Check by HCAstudent November 12, 2009

moses effect 

n. The effect a seat belt or bag strap has on a ladys tits.

Jeff: Did you see those tits there were parted like the red sea?
Roy: Some kind of Moses effect.

moses effect by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Moses water 

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

Moses water by chego December 29, 2009

Moses taco 

The mightiest taco of all. Get lost in a spreaded sea of spicey beef, cheese and vegetables. Yes, the Moses taco is indeed mighty. Also see Jesus Burrito and Satan Sandwich.

"Man, this Moses taco makes me want to free some Jews."

Moses taco by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004