Guy1:"OMG I heard an awesome joke, right. 2 black guys walked into a bar and"
Guy2:"Wait man, Moses check first."
Guy1:"Oh shit yeah, better had."
Guy2:"Wait man, Moses check first."
Guy1:"Oh shit yeah, better had."
by HCAstudent November 12, 2009
by yO'Neill February 28, 2008
The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body
by chego December 30, 2009
John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.
by archibole sans December 31, 2007
A foreplay sex move. When a male or female with a mustache splits another persons butt cheeks (as Moses did the Red Sea), rubs their mustache in or around the rectal hole area. In other words, when you rub your mustache in their butt crack for sexual pleasure, or for fun.
"Hey there nice mustache! Would you care to give me a Furry Moses?"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"
by Rokael Monzala July 01, 2008
Best known for playing Severus Snape in Starkid's "A Very Potter Musical", Joe Moses is a comedy actor, having been involved in several theater productions and also having a Youtube channel full of various episodes in which he portrays multiple hilarious characters. For example, one of the shows on his Youtube channel is called "The Potion Master's Corner", where he interviews the members of the cast of AVPM/S as Snape.
by ellivsnoiz September 26, 2016
The mightiest taco of all. Get lost in a spreaded sea of spicey beef, cheese and vegetables. Yes, the Moses taco is indeed mighty. Also see Jesus Burrito and Satan Sandwich.
by Joseph Mihalski February 06, 2004