Moscovite

War mongering piece of shit.

Moscovites, much like lemmings, meaninglessly march to their deaths.

by dosboss May 27, 2023

Moscow Mule

A courier or smuggler of Russian influence into other countries.

Trump is such a Moscow Mule.

by FakeNews2019 March 22, 2019

Moscow Milk

Moscow milk is the deposit you receive when giving head to a Russian man. When he comes in your mouth you get the extra bonus of a shot of vodka with the ejaculant. Given the Russians drink vodka like water, its a nice kick while you are swallowing his thick semen.

The Moscow milk is best consumed around Happy Hour.

Man I gave Serge the longest head last night and he gave me a Moscow Milk. It tasted like the good shit so I ain't hating it.
And guess what, I swallowed in one gulp. It was like a while Russian minus the kahlua.

by Ubercougar March 2, 2014

moscow boogie woogie

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the back of the head.

After Viktor dropped Vladimir Putin's daughter during a dance routine, he went home and promptly did a Moscow boogie woogie.

by MoscowBoogieWoogie November 29, 2017

Shot In Moscow

Drinking a chilled shot of Russian vodka chased with a Cherry Meister SLINGSHOT Party Gel

I started the night off with a Shot in Moscow and don't remember much else from that evening.

by RTD January 6, 2009

chinese mascott

funny ass mofo; one who likes to dance; crazy; artist but at the same time artistically challenged.

that kid is one chinese mascott

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Drunken Mascot

Term used to describe someone who eats a lot of shit

Ex 1
Bro 1: Yo did you see Steph stuffing shit into her mouth last night?
Bro 2: Yeah she was such a drunken mascot.

Ex 2
Dude 1: Frank kept fallin on his face he was so drunk.
Dude 2: What a retard that drunken mascot

by brich187 April 21, 2009