motard

an abomination of automotive design/execution.
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches

2007/2008 MINI Cooper, Cooper S, Cabrio -- the R56

your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard

by R50 Driver March 10, 2008

moparscape

a private sever for runescape but has some things that make i worse than runesape:

its deserted you hardly can find other players.
has bad graphics and laggs.
the creators never fix gitches so if you attack a troll and the troll glitches.
you start out with 99 of each skill so its pretty pointless.
you can create anything you want even a phat
you cant talk to bankers or anyother npc.
it has no summoning or construction.
when you create dragon platelegs you cant pick them up
alot of items are noted when you spawn them.
it gives you the code to spawn a kalphite queen but doesnt work.doesnt have dragon claws bacause moparscape made a copy of runescape before runescape had dragon claws.noobish.

jim: im going to play moparscape
jim:wtf it has no dragon claws and has very old runescape graphics

by pseudonym: pankakes August 16, 2009

motard

A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.

"I don't like going to clubs in Seattle; there are too many annoying motards."

by icon clabber man August 21, 2005

Motard

The consciousness of all Siamese Fighting Fish (Betas) be they alive or dead. Motard entered into the mind of the Sting Ray that killed Steve Irwin because Motard is angry with humans for keeping Motard in stupid little bowls.

"We are MOTARD! Fear us for we are fish."

by Servant of Motard November 8, 2008

moparzimmy

A male of any species who is obsessed not only with motor vehicles but also with himself.

That moparzimmy is so vain and narcissistic

by heaellpow October 20, 2009

Motard

Derived from and somewhat a contraction of mo from homo from homosexual AND tard from retard as in mentally retarded. Used derogatorily or perhaps in jest to refer to any person judged to be acting in a slow or stupid manner.

We talked to some motard who is "just the computer guy" and didn't seem to understand at all what we were talking about yet felt he was able to man the front desk of the office.

by flamedog February 9, 2004

motard

a person who does something moronic and retarded.

Screwing your bests friends sister in their house instead of yours and getting caught. You have to be a total motard to not see that coming.

by princess gillette May 24, 2010