Bullet-Proof Moustache

Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.

Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.

by Beilor4893 March 23, 2010

Just some guy without a moustache

the 2 CEO of just some guy organization where their main job is to comment on literally all the youtube videos you watch.
you probably will see these 2 guys on any youtube videos you watch.

your homie: hey do you have ever heard of just some guy without a moustache

you: he's literally everywhere on the comment section how I wouldn't know

by No File March 7, 2021

molustache

when a person has a moustache and looks like a creeper or molester.

the old man in the ice cream truck pulled up, and i felt a little creeped out by his molustache...

by M.K.G. August 24, 2010

mustache farm

When more than one girl at a time sits on your face

Man last night I had me a mustache farm with those two hot chicks...

by Mustache farmer August 20, 2017

mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

by Bently Bandit June 5, 2018

Walrus Mustache

A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.

Example containing the word Walrus Mustache

by MemeticMan November 3, 2011

wichita mustache

When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.

I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!

by Jose Rico February 25, 2018