When someone who is clearly stupider and less capable than you undermines you at work by making a completely stupid point to make themselves feel important.
Diana said,"Carolyn, of course this is an amazing report that you have spent hours working on that I couldn't possibly understand. I noticed, though, that you often used semi-colons and sometimes used colons for your lists. Be consistent"
Carolyn replied, "Don't moop me."
Carolyn replied, "Don't moop me."
by DaManaga September 04, 2013
My adult daughter and son often call me to catch up on what is going on...and...quite often...I hear a toilet flush in the background. That's when I start shrieking "You're talking to me and pooping too??!? Again??!? Really??!?
So I just started thinking that in this crazy hectic life that we live...it must be really hard to find time to fit in the really important things...Like:
CALLING MOM.
I just came up with the word: Moop or Mooping: Calling Mom whilst making a Poop!
This definition could be placed under two different categories: Multitasking and Pooping.
So I just started thinking that in this crazy hectic life that we live...it must be really hard to find time to fit in the really important things...Like:
CALLING MOM.
I just came up with the word: Moop or Mooping: Calling Mom whilst making a Poop!
This definition could be placed under two different categories: Multitasking and Pooping.
Wife: (shouting from the kitchen) "Babe...Dinner's ready!" Husband: (responding from the bathroom) "Be a few minutes Honey...I'm making a Moop!" or "I'm Mooping, Hon...It'll have to wait!"
by BubbyBear/BabyCakesMomma February 12, 2014
A small bovine that lacks lactating abilities. Usually can be found in the Southern plains of America and frequently blamed for unexplained phenomena.
by babydababy October 18, 2008
by ~Ineverknowsbest@hotmail December 19, 2007
Someone of African decent. Someone that claims that they are caucasian, but has dark hair and dark skin; such as a Spaniard or a Sicilian.
If my daughter ever brought a moop home, I'd shoot him right in his face,
Moops can't swim very well.
The Moops began their conquest of Sicily in 827 AD
Those Moops did so much fucking; they permanently changed the bloodline of Sicily.
Moops can't swim very well.
The Moops began their conquest of Sicily in 827 AD
Those Moops did so much fucking; they permanently changed the bloodline of Sicily.
by Systolic November 27, 2006
The mixture of excrement and mud on the floor of a Johnny-On-The-Spot, especially found at rainy festivals.
1. I went to the bathroom and sat my purse right in a patch of moop.
2. Under the tent at the festival, there was a stench that made us all wonder if what we were walking in was not mud, but actually moop.
2. Under the tent at the festival, there was a stench that made us all wonder if what we were walking in was not mud, but actually moop.
by PopeDarren September 17, 2008
1. (noun): a small part or string on the end of the mop.
2. (verb): when used as a verb, this means something so terrible that nobody can even begin to explain its meaning. NEVER EVER USE MOOP AS A VERB!!!
2. (verb): when used as a verb, this means something so terrible that nobody can even begin to explain its meaning. NEVER EVER USE MOOP AS A VERB!!!
Good example:
"Mom, most of the moops on the mop are worn out so were gonna need a new mop."
Bad example:
"I'm gonna go moop the floor!"
(Sorry if I offended anyone with that bad example, but you all must be prepared to hear it as a verb)
"Mom, most of the moops on the mop are worn out so were gonna need a new mop."
Bad example:
"I'm gonna go moop the floor!"
(Sorry if I offended anyone with that bad example, but you all must be prepared to hear it as a verb)
by Hi Erin/Alex February 17, 2008