Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

Monosation

1. To have a conversation with someone who is not listening.
2. To have a conversation with someone who will not let you get a word in edgeways.

1. And then it hit me - I was having a monosation.
2. Oh god, here comes Luke. I don't want to get into another monosation with him again.

by LisaFinn September 11, 2005

Mono

Synonyms to a male figure with a massive third leg under his belly button. Comes from an Indonesian slang word. In Spanish it also means monkey

Your thing is huge like mono’s mate holly crap

by R4chbelut November 22, 2021

Mono

(Mono)loguist - Someone with the ability to internally monologue. Smart, efficient, lobster.

“Yo JP, whens the pop show?”

-“shut up pleb Im thinking”

“Thats so mono bro”

by LordAbsynthe February 3, 2020

Mono

A disease ho's get from being a skank

That whore got mono.

by K9999 March 29, 2019

JHT-MONO

Phat monobrow

JHT-MONO IS A SECRET ADMIRER IF DARIUSH

by 123456.32 May 28, 2019

Mono

It's not monolonophobia or anything. It means one. All uses below.

MONOspace
MONOchrome
MONOcide
MONOpoly
MONOlogue
MONOrail
MONOtone
MONOtonous
MONOsyllable
MONOarch
MONOarchy

by Orrinpants December 11, 2022