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Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
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spot monkey

A professional wrestler who relies mostly or entirely on high spots to wow the fans, but rarely has any technical ability. There is a difference between a high flyer and a spot monkey. High fliers generally have technical skills and/or brawling skills to back up their high flying moves, while spot monkeys generally are just acrobats with little to no actual wrestling talent.
Dale: Are you going to watch the Jack Evans match?
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010
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Howler Monkey

A co-worker who isn't very productive, generates a lot of noise and metaphorically throws shit everywhere.
Those three new engineers looked great on paper, but once they were set loose on a project it became apparent that they were a bunch of howler monkeys.
by cfm2 October 7, 2012
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Monkey's Wedding

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.
A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.
by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011
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Monkeism

A religion in which a human rejects humanity and embraces monke
Monkeism will help cure silly human of industrial revolution
by Master humbinder November 8, 2020
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Monkey’d

Outplaying someone to the point they seem as dumb and primitive as a monkey. (monkied can be used as well for plural)
Ruffee monkey’d on the final opponent with a no scope.

Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.
by ItsRuffee February 8, 2021
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Nothing Monkey

Nothing Monkey is a user of a Facebook group that observes but very rarely comments. When they do comment it is usually sarcastic in nature. They can usually be found outside of facebook hunting cats for fun.
"Wow I see Ben commented again. Yeah ben is a right Nothing monkey". "I see several cats have gone missing, probably that Nothing monkey doing it again"
by C.H.Ungs October 13, 2019
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