Mojito Szn

a season consisting of non alcoholic cocktails of lime or lemon juice, fruit, sugar, mint, ice, and carbonated or soda water.

Can’t wait for Mojito Szn

by @_11ronny February 6, 2022

mojijolajesu

Mojijolajesu is a Yoruba name for females meaning I wake up to enjoy the wealth of God. It's a name usually for cute, charming and pretty girls but annoying or frustrating.

His her name mojijolajesu, because she's pretty and annoying

by Lavender_demi April 13, 2022

Mojito Monday

The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).

You're not drinking on a school night are you? Of course.. it's Mojito Monday!

by Skerries Goat October 7, 2022

Mojita

What the fuck is a Mojita?

Hym "Blegh! Blegh.......... Blegh...."

Iam "What is it?"

Hym "Drink this! Drink it now!"

Iam "Ok.... Ugh! What IS that!?"

Hym "Mojita."

Iam "That... Does nothing to tell me what it is..."

Hym "Blegh... It tastes like someone spit mouthwash into some sparkling water.... Blegh..."

Iam "Here... Let me try it again..... Eugh! It's like drinking carbonated toothpaste!"

Hym "Blegh... Give it... Give it back... BLEGH! I can feel the probiotics crawling across my tongue... Blegh..."

Iam "Hereherehere... Blagh! It tastes... AND FEELS... Like I just threw up... Blagh... Like bile and stomach acid are coating my mouth..."

Hym "Stop hogging it all to yourself! It's like someone robbed a dentist's office of their spittle tanks... Carbonated it... And sold the byproduct for 3.89... Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh-Urgh!"

Hym "Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh..."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

mojithan

A raging sex offender with a thirst for kids

Guy 1: who's that?
Guy 2: oh that's mojithan, he's a serious concern, don't let him near your kids

by Dope gamer September 4, 2023

Mojigga

A fat poor somalian kid, with BIG JUICY GYATT, he likes pizza and to get free money from the state.
very aggresive and ugly.

Ey have u seen Monir?
that fat mojigga no

by Mojiggaballs November 6, 2023

mojin

The guy’s name mojin is very acoustic person, but sadly he’s electric, He’s a twig and he also gives small dick energy.

But hey its okay! its mojin cant even pull a single bitch

someone : Hey mojin!
Mojin : BingBong

by shiyuqisu May 23, 2024