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SUCKO mode

SUCKO mode can only be obtained by one who’s heart is shattered by a thot, SUCKO mode is the hardest flex that can ever be flexed
Daniel: “Daeja hugged that dude again and said she doesn’t want to talk anymore”
Nate: “Oh I’m sorry bro”
Daniel: “It’s all good time to go SUCKO mode for the game tonight
by lilnateesskeetit December 27, 2018
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CD Mode

Noun.

Short for Creeping Death Mode. The most vulgar of vulgar uses of the spoken language. The easiest definition is the dialog of the movie “Clerks”, but that is still G-Rated in comparison to full blown CD mode.
After talking to LastWhiteHope on the phone, I’m stuck in CD Mode for hours!
by [CD] RULES ALL! August 11, 2022
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Charles Mode

The act of being intoxicated by any mind or body altering substance: alcohol, marijuana, cocaine; and still being able to maintain your cool, as well as the ability to act and speak professional as if you were never intoxicated in the first place.
College RA: "Hey how's it going Michael?"

Michael: "Oh hey, it's going splendid man. I would love to stay and chat, but I need to go and study for my Calc final tomorrow. I bid you good day."

College RA: "Alright bye Michael"

Gustavo: "Woah man, how'd you do that Michael? You had like 5 shots in under two minutes, followed by 10 hits from the bong."

Michael: "Haha, I was in Charles Mode."
by Wes Khalifa December 4, 2010
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Otter Mode

The opposite of Bear Mode. Peak physical condition for someone who wishes to remain skinny yet tone.
by Rattasauce May 22, 2011
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Rose mode

The lowest possible working gear. To operate in Rose mode is to carry out one's duties at a rate which results in a practically inappreciable output.
Newton: Felders has done hardly any work this week.

Hovis: I know. Apart from the window-opening he's been in Rose mode since last Tuesday.

Newton: God, I hate that yellow-haired twat.
by Unnatural England June 29, 2009
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modern love

Mediocre love, love in this "decade" or century"
How David Bowie sings it, " I don't believe in modern love" because basically humans suck these days cause society has molded them to not know what true love is
by Mindv3rmatt3rs June 25, 2016
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Modern Football

A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.

Specifically, Modern Football refers to:

- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times

- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally

What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.

With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.

There are however, those who resist...

In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.

In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:

FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg

Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
Against Modern Football!
ACAB!
by skankmaestro January 24, 2011
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