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moach mocha

When a moach is too large to flush down the toilet, and instead swirls around, muddying the water and creating a mocha-like appearance.
Three flushes later, the moach had turned my toilet into a grande non-fat moach mocha.
by jamoore84 September 8, 2007
mugGet the moach mochamug.

Mocha Banana

The Act of having anal sex.
"Yesterday, Garret gave me a Mocha Banana."
by sargent pepper June 11, 2008
mugGet the Mocha Bananamug.

mocha on the mound

Taking a shit on a pregnant woman's belly.
Also, wiping your ass on a woman's pubes
She didn't want to see me after I gave her Mocha on The Mound
by Droad May 7, 2008
mugGet the mocha on the moundmug.

mocha bear

Term for a man who is half white, half black in ethnicity and also has the temper of a recently awakened from hibernation bear.
The inner mocha bear in Devon came out when the grocery store was out of Colt .45
by BalthazarUllr May 21, 2010
mugGet the mocha bearmug.

Frozen mocha

When you stick a ice cude in a girls ass and she shits out
Kevin took a barista on a date that gave him a frozen mocha. Later that might he gave her one
by Dirtydjango November 2, 2018
mugGet the Frozen mochamug.

mocha latte

when a girl (nick name: mocha) likes a boy (nick name latte) and they flirt all the time! so its called a mocha latte. the girl = mocha the boy = latte.
Ah! There is a Mocha Latte in the hall!
by KayteeMacc March 20, 2008
mugGet the mocha lattemug.

iced mocha

the resulting product of freezing ones turds, in order to use them as frozen shit dildos
"imagine my surprise when he opened the freezer and pulled out an iced mocha - i never spoke to him again!"
by nickonasty March 18, 2010
mugGet the iced mochamug.

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