miserable

Someone with no joy in their life.

Jordana Belfort- I have nothing to hide. What will it take to get you to look the other way?

Investigator- Are you trying to bribe me?

Jordana Belfort- Get off my boat you miserable prick. As soon as you're gone I'm going to lick some caviar off my husband's nutsack!

by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021

Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016