"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."
by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022
by Minionsexer August 05, 2019
People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions
Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.
Woman: What do hoe minions act like?
Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
Woman: What do hoe minions act like?
Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
by UD-Doc November 10, 2010
by agelessdevil January 25, 2011
by Phillip McRowler July 28, 2019
by Minion Rush Fan 21 November 04, 2020
A Pussy Minion is someone who goes out of their way to agree with or to fulfil the wishes of a person simply because that person is sexually attractive (And usually female, hence the use of the word pussy).
They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.
A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.
A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
1: I triggered Jessica and she sent one of her pussy minions after me.
2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
by Cheesyballs June 23, 2020