a minion exit

a place that short people go to calm down

the short kid left to a minion exit

by big poopy boi March 21, 2023

Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022

hoe minions

People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions

Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.

Woman: What do hoe minions act like?

Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.

by UD-Doc November 13, 2010

satan's minion

A person spreading evil on small and large scale, bending people towards tempting tasks

Thats the guy who taught me how to masturbate and showed porn, a true satan's minion he is

by agelessdevil January 25, 2011

The Minion Raider

A Roblox YouTuber that streams almost every day. The Minion Raider uploads frequently.

The Minion Raider is a new YouTuber!

by p0ke17 July 21, 2019

Push Minion

turd poop shit

Flush your damn push minions, Harold!

by Phillip McRowler July 28, 2019

Minion Mans

A super hot chad in a video on PornHub called “minion sex” wearing an oversized Despicable Me minion costume who slaps his massive cock on a girls ass and proceeds to ram cooch for approximately 36 seconds, just for the video to come to an abrupt end. Despite the shortness of the video, it is very seckesy and hott.

Matthew: Minion Mans is so hot and I want seckes with him..

Ben: Me too his weenor is so much hott.

Justin: I want to be girl in video

by Mans MansMans March 25, 2020