ming

Another word for shit, predominately used as a verb

Hector: "WHOA, I have to ming really bad"
Lionel: "So your saying you have to lay a dynasty?"

by Limblessless August 25, 2006

MING

(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'

MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.

They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.

Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.

NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...

A: Wow, that guy knows everything!

B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.

by Mr BlueSockEater February 27, 2010

Minge

A hat

A hat or commonly known as a beanie

“I love your minge Stacie “
“ thank you kilie brown minge is my favourite one “

by Random123456762 December 30, 2021

minge

the shaggy or tufty hair around the vagina. The hair that is not shaven and is untidy.

Simon eats his Mothers minge for money to buy glasses so that teachers like him.

by Simon

by Simon Lawrence August 12, 2005

Minging

Word that sounds ridiculous when used by posh people who think it’ll give them street cred.

I’m awf to the Mason’s ball, although one must mention that the wild salmon at the last one was rather minging.

by Eric F Cod July 20, 2004

Ming

A person who has a girlfriend but is still horny/desperate for other chicks.

Yo man, have you heard about Tommy? He's such a Ming - he has a girlfriend of 4 years but he's still creeping on Jenny.

Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend.

by USC27 March 5, 2013

minge

Opras needy vagina.

Opra does not pay any attention to her minge.

by c0ldsweat May 4, 2006