The owner of the Washington Capitals
MIKA ZIBANEJAD! WITH 5 GOALS!!
by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty February 3, 2022
Get the Mikamug. by anonymous August 13, 2023
Get the Mikamug. mika >>>>>>
by deadznuts November 20, 2021
Get the Mikamug. by Therpies November 21, 2021
Get the Mikasmug. A Mikas is a huge muscular sexy guy. Mikas is sexy enough to take all the girls at once, and even play football on the side.
A Mikas is a alpha male with a humongous shlong, some say the biggest in the world?
People with the name Mikas are not allowed in the shlong benchpress championship.
A Mikas also is very kind towards all girls, like a gentleman, and has a great sense of humour, which he doesn't hide from the girls.
All with the name Mikas feels like their own humor and jokes are bad.
A Mikas is a alpha male with a humongous shlong, some say the biggest in the world?
People with the name Mikas are not allowed in the shlong benchpress championship.
A Mikas also is very kind towards all girls, like a gentleman, and has a great sense of humour, which he doesn't hide from the girls.
All with the name Mikas feels like their own humor and jokes are bad.
Example 1.
Person 1: I bet Mikas could take any girl he wants.
Person 2: i wouldn't bet you on that!
Example 2.
Girl 1: Wow his name is Mikas? Now it makes sense why his shlong is so giant!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it matches his personality.
Person 1: I bet Mikas could take any girl he wants.
Person 2: i wouldn't bet you on that!
Example 2.
Girl 1: Wow his name is Mikas? Now it makes sense why his shlong is so giant!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it matches his personality.
by Luna Ray Lynn November 24, 2021
Get the Mikasmug. The hottest bitch ever. He is so fucking cool and good at art and is the best person ever to exist.
he has an amazing sence of humor and music taste <3
he has an amazing sence of humor and music taste <3
by Penis-Holder March 14, 2022
Get the Mikamug. A British-Lebanese singer best known for his singles, Grace Kelly, Lollipop, We Are Golden and Popular Song ft Ariana Grande. He is extremely talented and can reach high notes, but then homophobic idiots say that's down to him being gay and funnily enough, it is only the homophobes who criticize him while the rest of us enjoy him and they miss out due to their destructive biases. Hell, MIKA even pitched his voice to sound like Freddie Mercury In Grace Kelly as he "tried a littpe Freddie".
I swear MIKA is Freddie Mercury's long lost son and also, did you know MIKA is multilingual as can communicate in English, Arabic, French, Spanish, and Italian.
by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022
Get the MIKAmug.