Micro-Droop

The state of male penile flaccidness and temporary inability to get a stiffy due to excessive abuse and consumption of micro brewed beers.

I picked her up at Hopps Brewhouse and had her in my bed naked ready to ride me cowgirl but I got the micro-droop and she ended up sucking Mr. Softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019

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Micro Set

Like a regular set at the gym, but without any lifting. To properly perform a micro set you need to look around for five minutes then pick up the weight slightly and let out a grunt. Congratulations, hit the showers, you're all done

Jake: Hey buddy, how was your workout?
Kurt: Great! I did a couple micro sets and went to McDonalds

by JustFred August 09, 2020

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micro frontend

A software pattern that is solely promoted by individuals with micro frontends.

Mikey: Let's switch to a micro frontend.
Kyle: Yeah, you'd like that just cuz you have a micro frontend.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 14, 2019

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micro pig

The cutest pet ever. They are also very smart and can feel emotions. Sadly they get sick very easily, so take good care of your new micro pig!

Also: microwaved pig meat.

Kevin: So do you have any pets?
Angela: Yeah, I have a micro pig.
Kevin: A what?
Angela: A micro pig, she is called Rose, and she is as cute as 100 puppies combined!

by EuroChemist November 01, 2017

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micro mansion

Term used for houses being constructed in the Burbank-Glendale Ca. area by Armenians. %60 of the cost of the house goes to marble, pillars, crown molding and water fountains in the front. usually a 2000 square foot house on a 3000 square foot lot. Also the micro mansion is built very tall, almost looking like 3 stories to give the effect of power and wealth, but usually is only 23 feet deep. Construction standards are mediocre to poor as you can see many flaws in the craftmanship of the house. Most micro-mansions are built after tearing down older, well built houses that were built with precision . Craftmanship is traded for image and flashiness.

The Hovarkians tore down that quaint little 3 bedroom to build that marble disaster. These micro mansions are ruining the property value of the area.

by 6 Pounds Soft February 22, 2007

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