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Space Mexicans 

1) They are Mexican's form a future generation who rules space.
*Me going in to shock*
Wait what there is time travel. O SHIT WHAT THEY ARE INVATEING THE WHITE HOUSE O CRAP TRUMP'S HAD IS O A FUCKING PIKE CRAP CRAP CRAP DELETE DELETE DELETE.
2) A fake Mexican
3) A nickname given by White people when a Mexican is on too much weed and a white friend in near by.
1)
Person 1- Hey did you see the news
Person 2- No too busy I am going to work
Person 1- Actually you are deported to England now
Person 2- What how.
Person 1- Oh, The Mexican Space Empire invaded last night.
Person 2- What WHAT WAT

Person 1- Yea they say its revenge for the genocide of 2083
Person 2-It didn't happen yet.
Person 1- Yea they are Baby Hitlering us
Person 2- Those damm Space Mexicans that's why I voted for Trump
Person 1- Wait you voted for Trump
Person 2- Yea why?
Person 1- O no you are going to be deported by land now.
Person 2- BUT THERE İI AN FUCKING SEA ON THE WAY.
Person 1- Should have been more careful man. Look at me I got myself a 20 liter of Mexican Blood for the DNA test. The Space Mexicans think that I am 1/16 Mexican so I stay.
2)
A Space Mexican- Hey man I am an Space Mexican
A Sane Person- No you fucking not.
3)
A normal person- Man Im so high

A white man- O man you are a Space Mexican

Florida Mexicans

A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.
A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.

Tent Mexicans 

Native Americans or Indians who's ancestors once lived in tipis
Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans

dig in mexicanos 

the act of digging a hole in someones yard and taking a shit in it
When my mom looked at me she did dig in mexicanos

The other mexicans 

EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...

EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.

Grow some mexicans 

1) Growing mushrooms.

2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.
1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.

2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.

2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito 

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days