Brillo Pad Method

when a man cums on a girls butthole and he lets it sit in there for a while resulting in the cum drying and becoming a crust like substance, so he uses his tongue as a brillo pad to try and lick and scarp away the remaining cum residue on the outside.

dawg it was so much leftover cum on her butthole i had to give her the brillo pad method to get the rest out

by aprilsveryown September 15, 2022

3 bag method

manner to describe how unattractive your last sexual partner was.

1 bag = A bag for her or his face

2 bags = a bag for his/her face and a bag for your face

3 bags = a bag for his/her face, a bag for your face , and a bag for you to vomit in after your done.

by octy tenticles July 7, 2004

Fuck it method

The fuck it method is to do something u never thought u would or could ever do!

You want to do something like a backflip off a 60ft cliff into water. You get paranoid that its gonna hurt like hell! Your afraid that you will really hurt yourself. So u say FUCK IT! You run jump and do the best you can. you may fail once but u keep doing it and your a pro! Thats the fuck it method!

by Dainnerflame1 October 13, 2012

crystal methodist

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

by jed bob June 27, 2007

Left Hand Suzuki Method

An amazing song by Gorillaz, talking about a form of learning music based on what you hear in the recording of a song.

Left Hand Suzuki method is

by Gorillaz is the best September 4, 2018

rhythm method

One of the most inefficient methods of contraception still used today. Involves having sex at the time of month at which the woman is least receptive (physically) to pregnancy.

Since he was too lazy to put on a condom, he decided to just use the rhythm method

by A equals A April 12, 2005

mystery method

Mystery Method is a seduction process designed around the psychology of female attraction towards men with alpha male behavioral attributes, most particularly on the subtle level. Fundamentally, the method works under the principle that any man can showcase alpha-like behavioral traits through posture and positioning, conversation and other, more subtle practices while interacting with women, hence increasing his chances for more successful pick-ups.

Mark stopped behaving like a nervous, appologetic fool around women when he learned about the mystery method and how to apply it.

by Doc Xavian June 20, 2008