A Meth Fart is a build up of noxious, putrid, and sometimes toxic gasses that accumulate inside of a meth atticts tweeker colon. Meth farts usually occur after a 5-7 day meth binge. They are usually induced by a large piece of pizza or a blueberry danish. Sometimes they smell like burning rubber on the side of the freeway. You can usually tell how much a person does by duration of the flatulence. Some can last up to 90 seconds. Tighter sphincters create louder, more trumpet like exclamations of gas.
Bill: Hey Jan!
Jan: Hey Bill!
Bill: Do you smell that offensive odor? It smells like a dead carcaus.
Jan: Yeah I smell that, Lori just had a massive meth fart before leaving my trailer.
Bill: Oh wow, that's ripe. How long did it last??
Jan: Ahhh gosh, I dont know, like 40 seconds. It woke up my cat.
Jan: Hey Bill!
Bill: Do you smell that offensive odor? It smells like a dead carcaus.
Jan: Yeah I smell that, Lori just had a massive meth fart before leaving my trailer.
Bill: Oh wow, that's ripe. How long did it last??
Jan: Ahhh gosh, I dont know, like 40 seconds. It woke up my cat.
by Editor in Chief of the sun November 06, 2010
by NelsonvilleCrackhead September 03, 2020
small mythical creatures addicted to soaps that make meth out of house hold objects and live in your closet they also call every one jonny
by d4rkc4rn4ge May 22, 2010
Police-Open up, it's the police!
Man-I can't, I'm working in my meth lab. Come back in an hour
Police-You did hear me say I'm the police, didn't you?
Man-I can't, I'm working in my meth lab. Come back in an hour
Police-You did hear me say I'm the police, didn't you?
by Themadbaron April 28, 2011
One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.
A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"
B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."
B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."
by Tommy TapeShoe October 27, 2010
the shadows you see out of the corner of your eye when youve been up for a week high on crystal methamphetamine
by cheese taco September 07, 2003
An ass that looks as if it belongs to a meth addict; a non-existant ass; a flat butt on a male or female. Usually meth ass is more noticeable on females due to tight jeans, however, no jeans would be tight on a meth ass.
by Jamglee December 08, 2017