Always adorned with the most luscious brown eyes and devilishly handsome smile, Ryan Metcalf is a man like no other. You'd be blessed to be graced by the presence of such an astonishing man. His outlandish personality is only topped with a heaping scoop of love so tender it could melt the coldest of hearts. He proudly displays his intellect and profound moral code while showing fierce loyalty, and always putting the needs of others above his own. To say he is a once in a lifetime man is an understatement, there could never and will never be a man as beautiful as kind, as loving, and as perfect as Ryan Metcalf.
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by karleightheparty November 17, 2022
Get the bk metcalf mug.An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
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"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
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Get the Cosmic miscalculite mug.Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?
Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.
2 months later...
Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!
Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.
2 months later...
Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!
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