mung merchant

a person who will assist in a munging expedition in exchange for money or food

Cyril and Billy were nervous about their first ever munging trip to their sisters grave, so they hired a mung merchant to help them.

by Martino231 June 27, 2007

dick merchant

A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.

Daniel: "Dude, I heard that David has a small penis."

SoS: "Don't be a dick merchant, Daniel."

by SoAS February 2, 2014

Merchantville

A tiny town in South Jersey, right outside of Camden and Pennsauken. Small town USA, where you know everyone, and everyone knows everything you do. Half the population are gangsta, and think they still live in Camden or Pennsauken. The other half are snobs and act like they should be in Haddonfield.
Known mostly for Aunt Charlotte's, the best chocolate and candy store ever. Host to Philly Fruit, also in the town center, which is your typical small town grocery store.

Has a bank and a church on every corner. M-ville is also complete with a historical society, shade tree commission and 50 cops; two for each adolescent roaming the streets.

Woah, you know everyone.
Yea, we are all from Merchantville.

by A Grant January 27, 2007

merch kids

Kids that only wear merch from some alternative concert they went to over the previous weekend. Most of the time they are just fangirls or fanboys. They think that their taste in music is better than everyone's else or they want to seem "unique" by wearing merch. Not always scene kids, most of the time they're just douches that think they are cool.

However, sometimes they are actually very nice people that accept all forms of music and wear merch to say "I like this band, if you don't that's cool with me."

I walked into some merch kid at the mall the other day, she was wearing a "Sing It Loud" shirt and a bracelet that said "The Maine". She saw that I was wearing a Iron Maiden shirt and I expected to be attacked with criticism but instead she actually complemented my taste in music and kept walking. Maybe some merch kids really aren't that bad.

by ThatNiceMerchKid September 7, 2009

merchbeast

Someone who is incredibly skilled at selling merchandise in a retail store.

TTL Cuteness is a straight-up merchbeast at Forever 21. I wouldn't ever wanna compete for employee of the month with that guy.

by ticktockterror November 30, 2009

MershMooo

Means MarshMallows. This word is said when you feel like shit and your friend offers to bring you cocoa, you grunt in agreement and they ask is you want anything in it. You look them in the eyes and say MershMooo and minutes later, they bring you a steamy cup of cocoa with marsh mallows.

Flatmate: Hey bro you want cocoa?
Me: MershMooo
Flatmate: Ok sure, I'll be back in five

by MaxisStrife February 25, 2015

whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

by oink234 December 10, 2007