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MARMITE HIGHWAY

Used to describe the anal passage in gay or anal sex. Refers to the yeast extract spread which when smudged on a surface can resemble a smear of poo
'John travels the marmite highway'
by NOTHUMBS September 19, 2008
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Highly Merited

of great worth; having earned the respect of many
You have to meet Brad, he's highly merited.

or

Don't worry about Seth, he's so highly merited he has nothing to prove.
by FullOfFacts September 2, 2008
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Meritt

a girl who LOVES sugar and chocolate. she is classified as crazy in my book but you gotta love that about her. she is spontaneous and a movieaholic! great sense of style that is unique. oh and she can't live without a hamburger and cheeseballs! can't live without this girl!!!
Meritt is hot
by freethrow35 February 8, 2010
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Merritt Island

A depressing and sleazy island with nothing to do or see.

The population mostly consists of morbidly obese conservative retirees and rich kids that have nothing better to do with their free time other than smoke weed and talk shit.
If you don't fit into those two categories of people, then consider yourself irrelevant to the circlejerk. If you're slightly left leaning you'll be viewed as a commie by the two groups of people, if you're LGBTQIA, you'll be viewed as a mentally unstable "fag". Here, diversity is an evil boogie man that will corrupt the youth and ruin their "perfect" white island.

Some other very interesting facts to note are:
1.) The local public school is a failure to the local youth and pay excessive amount of time to athletic electives and neglect to pay attention to non-athletic activities.
2.) Over 80 percent of the population is white & conservative
3.) The wildlife that used to reside in the river has died due to large amounts of pollution by the residents
4.) There's nothing here for the majority of the youth, so most if not all go to Orlando or stay inside all day.
5.) There's is practically zero support for LGBT youth, at most there's a gay AA meeting but other than that there's nothing here.

The only slightly redeeming factor in this horrifying shithole is that the island is extremely close to the cape, which is admittingly pretty cool.
Guy 1: Hey dude, where do you live?
Guy 2: Merritt Island, unfortunately.
Guy 1: I feel bad for you, but at least it ain't C-town.
by Lin-axepkheat May 15, 2019
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marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.
Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003
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marmite

Highly concentrated bodily fluid found between the cheeks of your arse. Collected by duvet goblins in the night and stored in jars and sold internationally as 'the growing up spread'. My mum made me eat it.
The slack trousered plumber bent hard over to shut the stop cock and the room was filled with the pungent aroma of his marmite.
by Wanus Fool the First October 14, 2003
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Meritarian

A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.
Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.

Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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