n.
1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
3. a traffic jam which backs up onto the highway caused by an influx of potential IKEA customers, often resulting in the closure of an offramp
4. a derogatory phrase used by locals in describing the traffic and disoriented and discourteous drivers an IKEA store brings to local roads because of definition 3
1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
3. a traffic jam which backs up onto the highway caused by an influx of potential IKEA customers, often resulting in the closure of an offramp
4. a derogatory phrase used by locals in describing the traffic and disoriented and discourteous drivers an IKEA store brings to local roads because of definition 3
1. Look at the customers' faces! It's IKEA madness!
2. John had IKEA madness and bought a small BILLY shelving unit to assemble at home himself.
3. We should should get off of Route 24 before the IKEA madness at exit 19B.
4. I was late to practice today because of IKEA madness that was blocking my street. They wouldn't let us out.
2. John had IKEA madness and bought a small BILLY shelving unit to assemble at home himself.
3. We should should get off of Route 24 before the IKEA madness at exit 19B.
4. I was late to practice today because of IKEA madness that was blocking my street. They wouldn't let us out.
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crazy, something that is out of the ordinary, something savage, or hardcore, its kind of hard to explain, it can be used in any context.
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Some beezies had a maynee sesh. This is in reference to a night where some girls stepped it up a notch and got "maynee" on each other.
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illness, related vaguely to Mad Cow Disease, whose
symptoms include severe cramps in the wrist and index
figure of the hand that holds the TV remote, an beery
smelling foam around the lips, crumbs on the upper
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illness, related vaguely to Mad Cow Disease, whose
symptoms include severe cramps in the wrist and index
figure of the hand that holds the TV remote, an beery
smelling foam around the lips, crumbs on the upper
body, and the repetitive muttering of the phrase, 'the
brackets'.
He didnt leave the house at all during march madness, watching basketball nonstop for 3 straight weeks, uttering only "the brackets" and "Dickie V"
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The violinist got into Juilliard, but got rejected from Mannes College of Music.
The Techniques of Music classes at Mannes really kicked my ass...but thankfully now I can sightread 5 staffs at a time.
The Techniques of Music classes at Mannes really kicked my ass...but thankfully now I can sightread 5 staffs at a time.
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omg joe, we have to climb that mountain!!!,
sick with mountain madness, the two intrepid adventurers toil onward to the summit
sick with mountain madness, the two intrepid adventurers toil onward to the summit
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