Maxim

a retard with high testosterone and started balding

whats up maxim
i kill everybody i go kill everybody

by imsuchajoe November 20, 2023

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Maxime

The greatest man ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. A someone has a big heart and he is very compassionate. Maxie has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. Very attractive and always pleases his partners. Maxie is by far the most amazing guy any girl could only dream of. He's extremely funny, he's got that charm that will definitely capture a girl's attention instantly. The hottest guy ever to walk on this earth! Though he is extremely good looking and has tons of admirers he's still self-conscious at points. Needs to be well appreciated and shown that he really is amazing. Very intelligent and always knows exactly what to say to make anyone feel amazing about themselves. His taste in music is immaculate. Protective and forceful, will defend what and who he cares for above all. Sweet, kind and very loving. Dazzles women with his subtle charm and hypnotizes with his tremendous smile. No women has the ability to resist. Any girl that has Maxie as her boyfriend is definitely the luckiest girl out there! I am so lucky to be able to call the most perfect as my boyfriend! Amazing and hottest guy ever mine! Maxie should always be cherished and loved. He deserves the world!

“Did you see that girl’s boyfriend?”
“Yeah he must be a Maxime”
“She's very lucky that girl”
“Yeah he's fine as hell

by lomlmaxime <3 April 4, 2023

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Maximitis

A contagious deadly disease currently contained in a secret base at an unknown location. Scientists are planning to release the disease to the rest of the world in the next decade.

Look, he's got maximitis, run!

by someome who lives April 18, 2023

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