A comical and slang term meant to denote "Maronites," who are an indigenous Christian people of Mount Lebanon. The connection with the two is that the founder of the Maronite sect, Mar Maroun (Saint Maron) has a name that somewhat rhymes with the band name Maroon 5. It is a word often used within a satirical context, yet in lighthearted manner, especially among English-speaking friends.
Hey Pierre, isn't that guy a Maroon 5?
Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.
Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.
by Zare'athra February 13, 2024

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.
by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021

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by beastdink1 December 26, 2020

also referred to as “Mojo’s” or “Jo’s”, it is your destination for the typical degenerate. Shitty liquor drinks and shitters flock by the hundreds. An excellent place to get black out and sack some turdass. Hail State. Fuck Ole Miss.
by bulldogginurmom27 June 12, 2024

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

A group of idiots. No one else gets their humor besides themselves. Will be friends forever because everyone else is pretty annoying. You’re probably jealous of our friendship.
by Ilovelife69 November 9, 2019
