Manchester Haircut

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment

"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."

by The Hassan February 27, 2021

Dirty Manchester

The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.

"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."

by Shenaniganz13 October 7, 2015

manchester

Manchester is when a friend says somthing they will do and if you quickly say manchester before another word comes out of their mouth then they will have to perform what they had said they were going to do. If they do not do it then they get a slap by the person who called manchester. If some asks "are you going to kill yourself" and the person replies "yes" or "yea" and you call manchester then the person who replied yes must still perform it whether they said it or not.

"Im gonna shit on your chest" MAnchester!!!!. Person must shit on their chest or they get slapped.

by 98taa98 March 9, 2017

the munchies

The intense hunger after smokin some weed

Hmmmm smoked some Mary jane I got the muchies

by AC September 16, 2003

Crunchy Munchies

When Napalm was dropped on cities, the soldiers would call the burnt up babies “chrunchy munchies”

Crunchy Munchies
Soldier 1: Looks like we’ve turned the nursery into a pile of Chrunchy Munchies
Soldier 2: *chewing* They’re strangely saltier than usual

by xovro June 30, 2018

music munchies

when somebody mentions a song you haven't heard in awhile and suddenly you have the urge to listen to that song

savana: ya she was listening to that song "the coolest" by lupe fiasco
lebron: oh! i havent heard that song in awhile i need to listen to it now!
(changes song)
savana: you just had the music munchies!

by lebron316 June 1, 2009

Dirty Manchez

An action of a dirty sanchez performed by 2 men (see Dirty Sanchez)

"That guy was a total bitch so my friend and i gave him a dirty Manchez."

by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004