drive-by management

A management style bearing the characteristics of a drive-by shooting. Typically, this involves firing off pointers at subordinates with a total lack of regard for accuracy or willingness to take personal responsibility. The manager will then make a quick getaway without accomplishing anything.

Ken got hit with drive-by management when his supervisor blew past with a coffee mug and offered his two cents.

by lankage May 2, 2011

manged

a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually

Dude, last night I got manged and I woke up in the hallway wearing some fat chick's bra as a hat and using the dog's pillow as a blanket.

by Mango the mang February 10, 2005

Task managered

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat

In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!

by gaaaaaaaaaay kenilworth October 8, 2009

Egg Management Fee

When you purchase an article or service and they quote you a price only to find out that there are other "Egg Managment Fee's" that are hiden or not quoted. This new phrase is taken from the Ally Bank commerical that takes eggs from the little kid without him knowing or agreeing to it. In the commercial he takes a portion of the kids eggs calling it an egg managment fee. Basicly taking something without having it acknowledged in the beginning.

You call and make a reservation at a hotel and they quote you a price of $140. You assume that the only thing left out is the tax so in your head you calculate that it is $140 plus 13% (HST) or $158.20. When you check out the hotel statment has Evironment Tax of $7.25 and a Tourist Tax of $4.25. I refer these to additional expenses as "Egg Management Fee" as these are hiden and never told to us as part of the initial room charge until we check out.

by Cribmaster September 5, 2010

assistant manager

one who does all the crap other people won't and listens to all the bitchin from both sides.

The assistant manager will do it.

by beckstarr August 22, 2008

management by driveby

When a manager comes whizzing through the cubicles to see if you need anything from him/her without stopping to listen to your answer. Way for manager to know what his/her people are doing.

Every morning Sherwin swings by our area to say hi and pulls a management by driveby.

by Sun rays with a chill factor January 19, 2009

product manager

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.

We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!

by Chosney July 11, 2003