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Malevolent Maelstrom

The biggest group of faggots in the world. Its a crappy band nobody wants to listen to. Trust me you rather rip of your balls and or clitorus skin. If you see the bassist Seth Mann, punch him in his faggot emo face.
Dude Malevolent Maelstrom has all homosexual members who want to suck your dick for canned goods.
by Watches You Pee August 25, 2010
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Alestorm

Biggest waste of fucking time scotland has ever experienced! Scottish + Pirate + Metal, does NOT go. PLEASE REALISE THIS
" i need a name for my ridiculous, stupid, rubbish band, with a singer who cant sing, and a host of stupid pirate melodies so i can sell out to a niche market "

" Hmm, how about beer rain, or Alestorm "

" BINGO! "
by power_metal123 October 28, 2008
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Malestor

A spanglish word combination of Male and estor with a literal meaning of man roller blinds. Simple, effective, gets the job done, and the whole package. They may not look like a lot but when you open them up, big things come in small packages.
He was a malestor. He gets shit done.
by Lonelypoetic June 25, 2018
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Halestorm

Halestorm:

To gather a bunch of men around a girl in a bukkake sort of fashion, only rather than all of the men spraying jizz on her , they all proceed to spray kidney stones all over her , thus giving the “halestorm “ effect
Nigga #1 “ aye my nigga we gave Lindsey that hardcore halestorm last night didn’t we?”
Nigga #2 “ fuck ya we did my neega “
by Buster69420 November 8, 2018
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memestorm

A flurry of multiple pointless memes, often irrelevant to the topic, posted in response to any logical position
I asked a flat-earther "How can there there be 24-hour sunshine in Antarctica" and they just responded with a Memestorm.
by Daryl Watson February 17, 2020
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Malestra

A non-binary chaotic creature who consumes lots of coffee and hot cocoa.
Oh look, it’s the Malestra with their amazing artistic skills

Oh no where did the coffee go

That gremlin is so chaotic today, must be a Malestra
by funkyfungy November 21, 2021
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MattStormTornado

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Derogatory term for that shitty youtuber who went to Boswells
Don’t do a MattStormTornado else you’re gay
by MattST December 5, 2021
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